{"title":"Bestsellers","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur most popular products across all categories.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-finger-embroidery-kit","title":"The Finger embroidery kit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eTherapy is expensive. This is not. Here is your chance to stab something a thousand times and get away with it. Create a beautifully unfiltered statement piece. This complete DIY embroidery kit is perfect for beginners and experienced stitchers alike. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSo make yourself a cup of tea and tell everyone to fuck all the way off. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEverything you need is in the kit (except scissors).\u003cbr\u003eThis project takes ~ 4\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e½ hours to complete.\u003cbr\u003eThe finished artwork measures ø 18 cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included in this kit:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrganic cotton fabric (unbleached)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery pattern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBamboo embroidery hoop (18 cm \/ 7 inch)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery floss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 embroidery needles in different sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeat erasable fabric pen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8-page digital instruction manual (English)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVideo tutorials (9 minutes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Stitchmilk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55086739194241,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/1228\/1217\/files\/IMG_1302Finger880wit.jpg?v=1775072487"},{"product_id":"fuck-embroidery-kit","title":"FUCK embroidery kit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFeel like stabbing something 1000 times? Same. Channel that energy \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eand end up with a masterpiece that says it all: \u003cem data-end=\"426\" data-start=\"419\"\u003efuck. \u003c\/em\u003eThis complete DIY embroidery kit is perfect for beginners and experienced stitchers alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSo make yourself a fucking cup of tea and tell all them fuckers to fuck all the way off. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEverything you need is in the kit (except scissors).\u003cbr\u003eThis project takes ~ 5 hours to complete.\u003cbr\u003eThe finished artwork measures ø 18 cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included in this kit:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrganic cotton fabric (unbleached)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery pattern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBamboo embroidery hoop (18 cm \/ 7 inch)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery floss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 embroidery needles in different sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeat erasable fabric pen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8-page digital instruction manual (English)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVideo tutorials (9 minutes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Stitchmilk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55086740177281,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/1228\/1217\/files\/IMG_1299Fuck2880f8_b24eb9de-39b6-44e8-b141-af620f09f139.jpg?v=1780571375"},{"product_id":"oyster-embroidery-kit","title":"Oyster? embroidery kit","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis DIY embroidery kit features a \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eminimalistic line drawing that sits somewhere between an oyster… and something \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea little more intimate. Just suggestive enough to make you look twice. And honestly? You see what you want to see. Includes a pearl bead for that perfect finishing touch. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for beginners and experienced stitchers alike.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEverything you need is in the kit (except scissors).\u003cbr\u003eThis project takes ~ 2 hours to complete.\u003cbr\u003eThe finished artwork measures ø 10 cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included in this kit:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrganic cotton fabric (unbleached)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery pattern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBamboo embroidery hoop (10 cm \/ 4 inch)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery floss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePearl bead\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery needle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeat erasable fabric pen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8-page digital instruction manual (English)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVideo tutorials (9 minutes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Who are we kidding? It's a vulva.)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stitchmilk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55481568461185,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/1228\/1217\/files\/IMG_1303Poester880wit_eea676b4-a0bd-4a21-a19d-25a7b8d5b204.jpg?v=1775483837"},{"product_id":"cuterus-embroidery-kit","title":"Cuterus embroidery kit","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"556\" data-start=\"428\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCute but powerful. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis DIY embroidery kit features a line drawing of a uterus, with soft pink flowers growing from within. A symbol of strength, creation and autonomy. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYour body. Your rules. Perfect for beginners and experienced stitchers alike.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEverything you need is in the kit (except scissors).\u003cbr\u003eThis project takes ~ 2 hours to complete.\u003cbr\u003eThe finished artwork measures ø 10 cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included in this kit:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrganic cotton fabric (unbleached)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery pattern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBamboo embroidery hoop (10 cm \/ 4 inch)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery floss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidery needle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeat erasable fabric pen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8-page digital instruction manual (English)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVideo tutorials (9 minutes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Stitchmilk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55490462417281,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/1228\/1217\/files\/IMG_1305Cuterus880wit.jpg?v=1775072098"}],"url":"https:\/\/stitchmilk.myshopify.com\/collections\/bestsellers.oembed","provider":"Stitchmilk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}